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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:00

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

HELLO

What are your thoughts on a Russian poetry prize banning entries from transgender people? Why is Russia so transphobic?

After a few moments he returns.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What is the impact of being stereotyped as poor on an individual's life? How does it make them feel?

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

If you cloned 12 Michael Jordan's and 12 LeBron James' and had Team Jordan vs. James, which team would win the most games?

{RING} {RING}

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What is your first experience having sex with older men?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?

Sure no problem officer.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.